BECOS I USED TO LOVE HER BUT IT'S ALL OVER NOW!

Imagine my shock upon discovering Colin and Alicja are no more?!  Man, this guy doesn't have a lot of luck when it's comes to women does he... I mean getting hold of em is no problem but keeping em seems to be proving a bit more of challenge!  Never mind Colin, plenty more fish in the sea if not mermaids ; - D